Just want to tell people that I need to look extra hot tonight, because my personality's gonna suck.
And then text them in the morning saying that I don't remember anything but I'm an asshole so probably said something horrible and i'm sorry.
Then I want to walk to the dairy and buy a can of Lift.
And try to remember what I did last night.
Then I want to get declined buying Lift because I have no money,
further adding to the mystery and making me think I probably had more fun than I actually did.
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