Thursday, January 20, 2011

idea #2

a tv show called 'are you sexier than a fifth grader' where a group of borderline // 'part-time' pedophiles choose between you and an 'average' 10 year old. possible spin off of 'to catch a predator'.

idea #1

gloves that you wear while jerking off that look like Madonna's hands. you imagine that you are getting a handjob from 'the queen of pop'. it feels 'okay'.