Tuesday, April 28, 2009

THINGS I LEARNT WAITING FOR THE BUS AT EASTGATE

  • That Sonny is going to smash that cunt for talking shit man

  • That he said he was gonna fight him but then dropped nuts

  • That a real obese woman is going out with a real lanky guy with ape-arms

  • That his favourite sub is Teriyaki Chicken, and hers is Meatball.

  • That they like kissing.

  • That one of them smells bad.

  • That it is probably the woman.

  • That some girl only wears trackpants when she is around kids

  • That when she saw some other girl wearing trackpants she was like what the fuck

  • That the other girl wore glassses half the size of her face and it was like oh my god, I know!

  • That the answer to every question is 42

  • That it's off that movie, y'know?

  • That if a teacher asks you something you don't know in class you should just say 42

  • That most teachers have seen that movie

  • That all teachers in Germany have seen that movie

  • That they will laugh if you say 42 is the answer.

  • That you should never wait for the Orbiter at Eastgate.

2 comments:

cantbefucked said...

lol. i totally agree with that last statement. i try to avoid eastgate at all costs haha

Taylor said...

Yes.