Friday, March 20, 2009


today, i went to the park.
and there was a guy reading under a tree, and playing with his dog!
and i thought, oh! modern life! how glad I am that you afford such pleasantries!
and then i got closer. and it wasn't a book, but a portable dvd player.
and it wasn't a dog, but his penis!
and i thought, oh! modern life! sometimes, you're not so rad.


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plague years said...

C-, pass but don't get the prerequisites for 200 lvl shit-talk, bummer dude.

Darian James said...

my fave so far