if there was a market for unfinished short stories i would probably be able to pay my rent. other potential new jobs:
+ sell tshirts with pictures of new zealand on them to new zealanders.
+ let myself go and become one of those gross people malls pay to hang out at food courts to make people leave faster and free up more seats.
+ be a documentary film maker covering weird shit that happens in Japan.
+ rich people can pay me to hang around so they feel better about themselves when they are sad.
+ become, like, the Warehouse of christianity and undercut Brian Tamaki by offering salvation for like 2-3% less.
if you would like to pay me money to do something real easy that would be cool.