An Imagined Interview with Hatebeast, Christchurch's Premier TWISTED METAL band.

HATEBEAST are a band that has captured the imagination of numerous suburbanites across Christchurch, proving that all you need to play "some totally fuckang sweet as and hella moshable" music is bad white-man dreadlocks. I caught up with them to discuss the band.

Why don't you tell everyone reading this about HATEBEAST?
Ohhhaharakkata untisss YEAHHHH

Okay... You guys have been labelled 'twisted metal'... what does this genre mean to you?
Uh rakkata-ahh yeah SICKNESS. Ohhhwahahha.

Jesus christ. Fuck this. Final words?
ICP! ICP! ICP!